This is your formal written notice. You are requested to leave the Hotel Euless Family immediately. Although your presence has been . . . interesting, your stay is has lead to a multitude of unwanted consequences. The family budget did not plan for four doctor visits in three weeks. Monsieur Pink Eye, Madam Double Ear Infection, Mr Stomach Bug, and Miss Strange Leg Pains are especially requested to leave the entire planet so no other occupants need be subjected to your various ills. We also request that you take all Head Colds with you. While we recognize the benefits to some bacteria in the domicile, all yuckies are no longer welcome.
The Euless Family